A truly disappointing experience that made us laugh instead. The decor was lovely, so we expected great food and service, but we were mistaken. When we tried to order Pasta Bolognese and Khachapuri, they informed us that the pasta was unavailable and that the khachapuri would take too long due to an event. My partner then opted for Pizza Margherita, but the server warned that would also take a long time, stating that any dough-based dish would take at least 45 minutes. In the end, we settled for carbonaras, grilled vegetables, and a dessert called “crumble.” The carbonaras came in a large pan that was awkward to eat from, the noodles and sauce were nearly cold, and the sauce was watery with overcooked bacon bits. The whole dish was just bland. The vegetables were either undercooked or burnt to a crisp and heavily salted. The “crumble” dessert was misleading; it was just whipped cream with cookie crumbles on top and some strawberry slices. They should have at least clarified this, as it was not a proper dessert. The waiter was awkward and rude, failing to assist us or explain anything properly. If you’re looking for a funny story, go ahead and eat here; otherwise, I suggest going anywhere else for a better experience.